I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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