I must be too annoying 4 u.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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