TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
