he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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