Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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