i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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