My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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