so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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