she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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