In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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