i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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