She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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