Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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