So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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