Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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