hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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