I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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