Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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