My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
where are you?
Hypothermia
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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