so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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