am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
how does that bad decision feel?
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