They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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