So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
do herpes really smell.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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