in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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