Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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