Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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