you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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