Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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