My liver just broke up with me...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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