so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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