It's Friday. Sex?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize