Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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