Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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