That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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