people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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