Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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