As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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