brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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