Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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