Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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