life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Oh Jesus.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
