ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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