So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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