now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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