i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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