we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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