you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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