I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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