tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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