I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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