You're so nebulous sometimes
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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