You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
