we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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