But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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