i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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