Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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